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3 Demotivational Poster


MATH -


TAGS: long equation blindfolded chalkboard commi3
Rating: 4.4/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
*brittish, stupid autocorrect
the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
Call it a grittier accent, why not?
Derek - November 28, 2011, 9:10 pm
Didn't teach you Spe = ing


PAIN -


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

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OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm
A wife named Dave :)


ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.


TAGS: mao stalin rofl lol roflstalin roflmao roflcopter lolerskates 1337 dr manhattan cousin
Rating: 3.41/5

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Sean - January 13, 2009, 7:09 pm
P.S.: But on the other hand, Stalin's favorite Stooge was Shemp. So, wadda ya gonna do, eh? Take 'er easssss.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 7:03 pm
Damn you Mao!!!! You probably even like the later episodes and series where they meet actual ghosts!! That's insanity, you commie bastards!! Scooby Doo used to be the greatest champion of reason over fear. Scrappy was a worthless punk.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:50 pm
True Story: The Sino-Soviet Split actually occured over the question of whether or not Scrappy-Doo completely ruined the Scooby-Doo Show. Turns out Mao actually liked Scrappy!?!


INVISIBLE SOULS - Leave .308 holes


TAGS: invisible souls leave 308 holes
Rating: 4.71/5

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- June 2, 2013, 7:56 am
Optimum distance for him is 500 to 800 yds. The lens is exposed because he just flipped the camo off of it to fire. Otherwise a flap of the burlap would cover it. It won't reflect light (sunshade) and you're dead before you see him at distance.
Nissta - March 8, 2012, 6:14 pm
Strange that I never saw the need to do this AND I still hit targets at 500yds one of them being a markers pointer telling me I'd missed when I hadn't. I was just using an iron leaf battle sight not a scope on the good one L1A1 7.62 Self Loading Rifle....
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:28 am
camo mesh netting added to the rifle's ghillie to run over the objective lens, although it slightly diminishes light transmission, the 'cat-eye' lenscovers do the same
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:26 am
Well true, I mean you see him now because the camera is focussed on him, but from 300+yds you might not?? and I actually saw a better defence to cover the scope, protects against scope glare as well as the perfect circle forming, ~[Cont. in reply]~
kj8541 - March 6, 2012, 11:12 am
Except he is not invisible. I have yet to see one of these with good veg and a cat eyed scope.


GRAND THEFT -


TAGS: wall street bank grand theft commi3
Rating: 4.59/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 6:30 pm
Well I guess what goes around, comes around. But seriously, I have never heard of sickipedia.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 5:58 pm
Anyone here ever heard of Sickipedia? ... This poster is amazing but this caption was one of the top hits there too (and still is) !
crankyhead - December 30, 2011, 8:04 pm
If it makes you feel any better Commie, not only did I give it a 5, but I also shared it with a bunch of people who liked it too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2011, 1:44 pm
This is funny. However, it would be funnier if it wasn't so freakin' true.
BigEdMustafa - December 30, 2011, 9:24 am
I had to give it 5L! I actually have a couple of friends who own their own bank, but they're not that ambitious enough to rob the world! lol
the1stCOMMI3 - December 30, 2011, 1:35 am
Almost had a perfect score with this one. Tough crowd, tough crowd...
mariand - December 29, 2011, 6:06 pm
Hey, this is a good one.


Knock at 3am -




DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


892 -


TAGS: at 4 30 in the afternoon
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2015, 11:42 pm
This one's going in my 'favorites'. 5L
spacedog - November 7, 2015, 2:46 pm
LMAO!


HAPPY SAMHAIN -




MENAGE-A-TROIS? -


TAGS: 3some mental oh well
Rating: 4.19/5

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Bovee - February 11, 2010, 10:07 am
a 3way with twins? i would want to die right after as nothing in life would ever be that good again.
rerun - February 11, 2010, 9:12 am

I wish that was my story.


THIS... IS.... LIISSAAAA -




PEEK AT'CHU - And your nephew. Every night. EVERY night.


TAGS: january 3rd pok mon assignment hand bananas prot g
Rating: 4.24/5

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Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 11:06 pm
Pedo Bear Win
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:45 am
*twits
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:44 am
Wow. All the usual wits are out tonight!
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 11:49 pm
'Tis the season. Sorta
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 11:43 pm
Spreading good cheer today, are we?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 11:31 pm
And that, my friend, is no double entendre.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 11:27 pm
That's not a pun....or is it?....i don't think that counts as a pun....either way, you suck Bart.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:35 pm
"Peek At'Chu" it rhymes with "look at chu." That's why you shouldn't eat with your mouth open, Moo+. It's impolite.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
What pun?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:17 pm
That, my friend, is a GODLY pun! 5 charged up lions out of five. BAM!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:23 pm
I live in a small town....we get the dregs of the bigger city strip clubs.....If you ever visit our lovely country, try southern Ontario and Montreal for your naked lady entertainment.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:20 pm
We do this like once a month, Moo+. You have the strip clubs. Texas has... well... Texans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:17 pm
It's -45 Celsius here with the wind chill....I hate you Veggie.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:15 pm
Ha! Is it odd that it's 65 right now where I live, and that I absolutely HATE women that wear lipstick? Especially red. Disgusto.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:11 pm
It is Gay....and what save?....you told me you live in an Igloo and eat whale blubber.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
But seriously, I don't care if "they" do it to everyone (which they don't), it's still fukking gay.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:07 pm
Nice save...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Veggies an Eskimo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:05 pm
It's not just yours Veggie....unless it's a racial thing.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
To whoever it is that simply sees my name next to a poster and then instantly 1Ls EVERY one of them, I made this one today too. Go nuts, fag.


SPEAK SOFTLY AND CARRY A BIG STICK -


TAGS: f36
Rating: 4.64/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 23, 2012, 11:19 pm
Last time we tried to make a "do everything" aircraft, it only did one of them well and ended up being called the "Flying Edsel". Time will tell on this one.
Airman - October 23, 2012, 7:19 pm
good catch.. I had fat fingers that day.. missed the 5 key
Drwski - October 23, 2012, 11:36 am
Awesome pic have one of BF3. And it is a F35.
maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:09 pm
Me Likey That Usa Usa.
Reality Lord - October 22, 2012, 4:08 pm

and this is why Canadians are known for saying "sorry"...(for burnung down your White House....LOLZ.)


STATE TROPPER IN MINNESOTA - Permit to Carry - Valid


TAGS: glock 38 special 45 automatic
Rating: 4.67/5

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project28 - May 7, 2013, 2:07 pm
Tropper?
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:52 pm
This lady... I like her already.
mariand - January 23, 2013, 3:36 am
lol...good'n
CloudchaserS - January 23, 2013, 2:15 am
I don't CC, but if I did, I'd have a note attached to my permit saying "I shouldn't need this, the 2nd amendment is my permit"


DIGNITY -


TAGS: taxi cab dignity commi3
Rating: 4.77/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 2:05 pm
I heard Jimmy Carr say this once. I love the picture that you chose for it, too.
Zetmonk - December 30, 2011, 7:50 am
Excellent. Almost makes me wish for his ability to miss the obvious.


INSTEAD -


TAGS: keyboard with sms language keys commi3
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 2:11 pm
Where's the button for the ASCII penises?
Kyronic - May 22, 2012, 12:32 am
Exactly how my head feels when I look at that keyboard.
natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:56 pm
I suppose next that you're gonna tell us to quit trying to learn EBONICS.


IRON MAN - is a super hero IRON WOMAN is a command


TAGS: iron woman commi3
Rating: 4.25/5

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NumberXIII - October 25, 2011, 11:57 am
Why does it look like Iron Man has t*tties?


COMMUNISM - It Isn't ALL Bad


TAGS: red alert 3 games communism
Rating: 2.58/5

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SS - August 30, 2009, 6:45 pm
Screw you, only 2 girls from that pic are from the Soviet faction.
jake - June 3, 2009, 5:10 pm
living in a post-Soviet country, I can tell you that yes, it IS all bad! (buy the women ARE incredibly hot...)


3D TELEVISIONS -


TAGS: 3d tv makes you dizzy
Rating: 4.87/5

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Derek - July 9, 2011, 3:08 am
Such enormous... pearls
ICEMAN - July 9, 2011, 1:27 am
Wasn't he a good friend of Count Floyd? "Ooohhh, scary flying monkeys". ;)
spacedog - July 9, 2011, 12:20 am
Ha! 5L Anyone remember SCTV and Dr. Tongue's 3D house of stewardesses? Scary... Aooowww!
ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:53 pm
Mild???


3 TIMES - a charm




7 FREAKING % - Where I Live


TAGS: 1 2 3 4
Rating: 1.73/5

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CANADA - August 19, 2009, 10:14 am
66394


Mens Nite Out -


TAGS: 3 men at the bar gal problems sorry mr gary
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:41 pm
BTW: Kids, don't go looking for you parents p***o stash... J-J-Just-Just don't!
NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:37 pm
The story of "Three Men & a 'Lady'"...
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:35 pm
Thanks crotchety! Glad you enjoyed it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2015, 5:25 pm
Dang! Lol
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:23 am
Sorry Mr.Gary...you HAVE to read the fine print on any contract. Lifetime membership no refunds after the 1st 30 days. You clicked the yes I have read all the rules just to get in here? I'll save ya a seat in hell, right next to me at the bar, cheers ;)
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:12 am
I'm a frickin' bar keep, not a therapist...no patient/therapist confidentiality clause.
rerun - July 20, 2014, 7:52 pm

I thought I told that story in confidence
GaryO - July 20, 2014, 10:35 am
‘3 men’ has taken a definite upswing! I can rest in the fact that these guys will be in good hands when I retire.
MissPriss - July 18, 2014, 11:19 pm
Thanks, glad you liked it! GaryO and the 3 guys at the bar...not so much.
Bandit5906 - July 18, 2014, 4:24 pm
Priceless!


THIS IS TOKYO !!! -


TAGS: sparta kick asian this is tokyo 300
Rating: 2.56/5

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Woodywood03a - October 14, 2009, 12:38 pm
You are wrong.


APOPHIS -


TAGS: asteroid collision 2036 april friday 13 paper beats rock
Rating: 4.53/5

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pzykosiz - October 27, 2010, 6:05 pm
are they gonna create some giant scissors as well to protect us from the paper?
GreyScorpion - October 27, 2010, 5:45 pm
excellent 5L
Neener - October 27, 2010, 5:06 pm
I'll buy a whole case!
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 5:05 pm
neener, it's called talent.
Neener - October 27, 2010, 4:55 pm
I want whatever you're on that made you come up with that angle.


MEXICAN TANK - It doesn't move any more, the motor got deported.


TAGS: halo 3 mexican tank mexican xbox live xbox
Rating: 3/5


TEIAM -




Devil's Advocate -


TAGS: 3point1 fans are getting rowdy
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - June 11, 2016, 12:22 pm
Perfect!


NO, I'M SORRY... - .....I DON'T RECOGNIZE ANY OF THEM.


TAGS: starwars droids r2 d2 c3 po
Rating: 4.63/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:26 am
The only thing that bothers me about this, is that Wall-E is in it instead of Johnny 5. Then again, NOVA couldn't contain Number 5 anyway.
zoomer296 - March 21, 2013, 11:57 pm
Do you really think the Stormtrooper can figure that out?
Silverheart - March 21, 2013, 3:24 pm

LOVE IT! From left, it goes Dalek, R2D2, C3PO, Bender and Wall-E. 5Ls for 5 droids (although the Daleks technically aren't droids)


MUSIC PIRACY! - It's been going on long before computers!!!


TAGS: piracy computers records mp3s music
Rating: 4.08/5

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Krissie - August 29, 2010, 12:04 am
good one, friend :)


DEAR IDIOT -


TAGS: 4 spot parking commi3
Rating: 4.88/5

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pratham - January 1, 2012, 10:23 am
Very funny..
EnkryptedSpirit - December 31, 2011, 9:03 pm
Totally hilarious
tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:26 pm
Hilarious.


STATISTICS - just because the lake's average depth is 2 ft doesn't mean there isn't a 10 ft hole in it waiting for you


TAGS: statistic 2013 water lake h2o
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 8, 2013, 10:33 am
You need to share more often...great poster!
Greeny - January 8, 2013, 12:43 am
Agreed - very nice
GaryO - January 7, 2013, 9:16 pm
Good’n, spy....5L


Just Wait... -


TAGS: 3d printing cars technology download
Rating: 4.71/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:30 pm
Like we don't already download enough stuff for masturbating ourselves over...
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:27 pm
Maybe they could do a lost-foam mold for casting parts from, like how the industry has done for years now.
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 7:35 pm
I would TOTALLY download new body parts for my beast, especially the #@$&ing nose piece that's always scraping on really tall speedbumps and really deep gutters! Yup! I'm waitin! 5L!
Alienraptor - October 13, 2015, 12:05 pm
Yes I would download a car
Alienraptor - October 13, 2015, 12:05 pm
Yes I would download a car
GaryO - October 1, 2015, 6:06 am
Nobody, yer obvious reality is boring. Relax, dream...make a freaking poster.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 30, 2015, 4:58 pm
VROOM, VROOM, VROOM!
JesusWept - September 30, 2015, 9:54 am
As said....just you wait ;)
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:37 am
Just watch the youtube 'elders react to 3d printers' thing. It's basically something that makes plastic parts out of glorified silly string. And that toy plastic hammer took a long time and was expensive for them to make too.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:35 am
I don't believe for a moment that you could have a working engine made from a 3d printer. 3d printers are cute, but ultimately mostly useless. You're not going to get ANY metal parts with the usual ones and even then they're not going to be machined well.
pzykosiz - September 29, 2015, 4:33 am
I totally would download a car. screw you anti piracy
Bandit5906 - September 28, 2015, 10:20 pm
Wow!


MIDDLE AGES -


TAGS: reality lord medieval castle middle ages commi3
Rating: 4.67/5

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NeoViking - June 23, 2016, 6:36 pm
Okay, basic Middle English lesson time: "wast" thy journey, not "wath" thy journey. "doth" means, "does," as in, "she does windows," and again, "wath" is not a word, but someone speaking Middle English would have said, "what" just like we do today.
william101 - April 9, 2013, 9:48 am
love it
Sho - December 28, 2011, 1:41 pm
LMFAO
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:05 am

dude....FTW!!!!
caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:46 pm
aaaaannnnnnnddddddd favourited.


DEAR GOD -




COMBINED IQ OF 63 - The one on the left has an IQ of 6. The one on the right has an IQ of 3.


TAGS: iq 63
Rating: 4.81/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:06 am
Probably because it's most of the ink their upper-limbs will have ever seen laid in their lives.
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 9:50 pm
Getting tons of uncoverable tattoos is like signing a contract saying "I want to work in the back rooms for the rest of my life."
Iconoclast - November 12, 2012, 4:26 pm
But, how could an employer resist hiring them with those awsome tattoos.


TWELVE STEP RECOVERY - The First step is admitting you have a problem.


TAGS: 9834555
Rating: 4.67/5

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Airman - March 2, 2012, 6:48 pm
this cracks me up everytime I see it.. I fav'd it
Reality Lord - February 25, 2012, 7:34 am

i lol'd....5L and nice dude!
RonE - February 25, 2012, 5:22 am
He still has a serious addiction. When he refuses to admit that it is the Cats poop that really gets him going.
ICEMAN - February 25, 2012, 1:56 am
We always suspected.
Budog - February 25, 2012, 1:44 am
My name is Rufus and I'm a poopaholic...
Greeny - February 24, 2012, 9:03 pm
Houston, we have a problem...
GaryO - February 24, 2012, 8:45 pm
DOG POOP! WOOf!


use a sober driver -


TAGS: 12 31 1 1 every year every ambulance
Rating: 4.45/5

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mizzdizz - January 15, 2016, 8:44 pm
Thanks for your heartfelt support MAO! Greatly appreciated!
maoworks2 - January 15, 2016, 11:32 am
Yes, Please No Drinking And Driving Be Safe And Think !


HISTORY -




Momma was right! -




DICTIONARY -




COMMUNISM - I'm downloading it!


TAGS: pirating mp3 mp3s downloading communism
Rating: 3.82/5

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forseti - March 14, 2010, 2:23 pm
Me2


RULE 34 -




EL' GUAPO - You must defeat your own personal one!


TAGS: el guapo the three amigos 3 mexico mexican mexicans western cowboy cowboys
Rating: 1.75/5

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agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 1:51 pm
DAmmit... *insignificant
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 11:39 am
For some, girls may be an El Guapo, For others, lack of a social life may be an El Guapo. But for us, El Guapo is an insignifican loser making bad motifakes.


ALCOHOL -




YOUR FIRST PUBLIC SPEECH - remember how nervous you were?


TAGS: 3rd grade
Rating: 4.64/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:58 pm
This reads like it comes from an English-as-a-second-language person more than from a kid. A certain pattern in the grammar mistakes I've seen before.
Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 2:43 pm
ROR!


CHECK ONESELF -




FRIDAY THE 13TH - Today you can scream with no shame


TAGS: friday 13th booh
Rating: 3.36/5

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CleverUserName - November 10, 2013, 9:42 am
Wow boinger. Wrong. Wrong Wrong Wrong; Wrongity Wrong. It's from Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood. If you're gonna give low lions because of a wrong movie; make sure you're not the wrong one. #FridayThe13thFan
boinger - September 14, 2011, 5:59 pm
That is from the movie "House", not the friday movies 1L


JOHN FRUM HAS RETURNED - You believe in your religon I'll believe in mine


TAGS: cargo cult c130 religon
Rating: 3.33/5

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ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 1:56 am
Look it up people.
ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 1:53 am
Oh yeah, you get FIVE.!
ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 1:52 am
An obscure reference. I love it!!!!!!!


YOUR COAT'S ON FIRE! - Damn! That trick never works...hey I tried guys




WHERE IS ALL THE FISH??? - The fish is under the water


TAGS: 3 wood
Rating: 2.21/5

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Agent K - July 28, 2009, 9:35 pm
woody your stupidity astounds me


THE INTERNETS - Hosting dumb flaming topics since 1984


TAGS: 1 2 3 4 5
Rating: 1.83/5

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DADDY... WHAT HAPPEN TO OUR HOME? - (The man looks at the girl) Well, baby... It just got burned and ate up by the earth. thats what happen.


TAGS: 2012 3wood
Rating: 1.53/5

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agdaniele - August 27, 2009, 1:29 am
Grammar pirate?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2009, 1:26 am
I thought he might be swashbuckling a long way off.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2009, 1:25 am
HEYYYYYYY PIRATE!!!!!!! CHECK PM'S
agdaniele - August 27, 2009, 1:21 am
Er, bird.
agdaniele - August 27, 2009, 1:21 am
That penis has run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2009, 1:16 am
he's just resting.
agdaniele - August 27, 2009, 1:15 am
THAT is a dead parrot!
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:09 am
Do it now, ThePirate. Or get yer talented penis to do it. We'll wait.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:07 am
Well then, your bird's a flippin' show-off then, inn-he? (P.s.: I am assuming that by "bird" you didn't actually mean "penis". But if you did actually mean "penis" then I just gotta say that THAT'S amazing!)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2009, 1:06 am
ThePirate check your pm's
ThePirate - August 27, 2009, 1:02 am
this is beyond terrible. My bird speaks better english than this..


DEATH ANGEL - Now personified by AC-130


TAGS: ac 130 spectre death angel usaf
Rating: 4.32/5

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KageOokami - May 19, 2011, 11:59 pm
Always fun to watch them do this. More fun to watch the Spooky's pwning ground forces.
Airman - March 15, 2011, 5:10 pm
http://www.patricksaviation.com/photos/vaimaca/13430/
Airman - March 15, 2011, 5:06 pm
* they're, not their
Airman - March 15, 2011, 5:05 pm
those are flares.. their a defense mechanism. they aren't shooting anything at anyone. heat seeking missles go after heat..
jackripper - March 15, 2011, 4:57 pm
when was the last time you saw a 'cargo' jet do that?
Airman - March 11, 2011, 10:34 am
those are C130's. Not the gunships
Nagard - March 11, 2011, 7:12 am
The photo is good. Just as all the other ones showing this effect. But are these AC-130? They look more like the standard cargo C-130...


ONE IS THE LONELY NUMBER........ - huh?


TAGS: 3wood
Rating: 2.25/5

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Woodywood03a - August 11, 2009, 8:51 am
Ok, we see that now. what else is new?


AY, THERE"S THE RUB - To sleep, perchance to dream, For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we've shuffled off this mortal coil




DOCTOR -




HALLOWEEN -


TAGS: life time day celebration joke october 31 pumpkin predator alien deep space movie
Rating: 3.8/5

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spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:16 pm
That is freakin' amazing.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 11:02 am
Great pic...5 Happy Halloween Poodles


PAIN -


TAGS: little drunken squirrel passed out with booze beer bottle commi3
Rating: 4.66/5

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MashiMashi - November 18, 2011, 9:35 pm
Add red-wine too it and its my sisters way of saying just watch me
Greeny - November 17, 2011, 9:35 pm
Nice!


THIS... IS! - SCRUMPTIOUS!




SATISFIED - the day I realized I was god was when I was praying to him, and realized i was talking to myself


TAGS: satisfied god man commi3
Rating: 4.11/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 12:03 pm
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... and boom goes the dynomite
mariand - October 23, 2011, 7:47 am
almo5t true


3 MILLION DOLLARS -




SPARTA! - This is it.


TAGS: sparta 300
Rating: 3.26/5

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BrokenEye - August 11, 2010, 12:32 am
Forgot "Blasphemy"
lawldude - November 1, 2008, 10:19 am
_(%)_/


H I L A R Y - Ever wonder what she look like under that heavily dressed exterior? These men did and are paying the price...PREVS!




1983 - Two New Reasons To Wake Up Saturday Morning


TAGS: 1983 saturday morning wake up
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by GDevo Lution

piccolo - June 5, 2008, 7:33 pm
1983-best year EVA!
Thundar Sez - May 27, 2008, 12:05 am
ARIEL, OOGLA....RIDE!
Burn - May 1, 2008, 1:53 am
That's probably the coolest picture I've ever seen in my life. Ever...


BEFORE THE COMPUTER - If you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy you'd just have to hope that no one noticed


TAGS: 3 1 2 inch floppy
Rating: 2.63/5

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Cloudchaser - December 12, 2009, 4:00 am
We seem to be getting away from that as anyone using a computer with a 3.5 drive is using ancient technology
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:54 am
I miss her to. Every time I get that squirrely woman in my sights....
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:54 am
And she doesn't tuck it before she pees!
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:53 am
LMAO!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 1:52 am
I miss Nik....she's funnier than you. XD.
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:50 am
And yes that was baaaaad.
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:50 am
Poker? I just met 'er.....
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:49 am
And at Mooooo...I'm not the resident window peeker. That's Mr. Logic....*looks out window*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 1:49 am
That was pretty funny Space.
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:48 am
LMAO @ dogs playing poker!
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:47 am
Well we were going old school, so I just figured....
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 1:46 am
Us dogs do better at poker.
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:45 am
LOL.... MO, you wanna return that joke to 1932?
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:44 am
So you're trying to shoot pool with a rope then?
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 1:42 am
That's 5.25 FLOPPY... MO.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 1:40 am
Mo would be the resident expert. Peeking in windows like he does.
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 1:40 am
I get it from my father's side of the family. Reel to reel, if you know what I'm saying.
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:39 am
You mean strap and play right? And 5 1/4" seems a bit ummmm small?
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:38 am
5 1/4? And it's cold there! Impressed, Space!!!
Narutarded - December 12, 2009, 1:37 am
Internal driver, with plug & play hardware.
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 1:35 am
5 & 1/4 baby!


MOMMA DON'T LET YOUR......... - babys grow up to be go-go dancers


TAGS: 3wood
Rating: 2.28/5

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Woody - July 3, 2009, 9:08 pm
I am shock...... 11 people.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 11:20 pm
a.k.a. - keep a dad around.


LIKE FATHER - Like son




VASH VS. LUPIN - There can be only one!


TAGS: anime manga vash the stampede lupin 3rd iii trigun
Rating: 2.17/5

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Shrake12 - August 29, 2009, 7:14 pm
Well, Lupin's the one with the gun under Vash's chin. Case closed.
... - August 3, 2009, 5:58 pm
I hate to say it.... But this is not a contest. Master Thief vs Humanoid Typhoon, Great Escape Artist vs The First human Act of God?


AMERICANS - PWNing the British since 1776


TAGS: 1 2 3 4 5
Rating: 1.76/5

More motifakes by lowel

HtD - December 17, 2008, 10:04 pm
They would have finished the job if they could have. Hence a draw.
Back to the point... - November 3, 2008, 5:51 am
...you forgot the Brits handed teh pwning back to you when they burnt the White House down to the ground? Should have finished the job, though. Stupid Saxons, they ALWAYS do things half-heartedly
RnR - September 11, 2008, 7:16 am
True, but then again every country committed atrocities in *their* colonies. That was just the way it was. Anybody non-white, non-european was just an animal that could barely speak. See also: slavery, massacre of Indians, boers , apartheid, segregation,
Zed - September 10, 2008, 8:41 pm
Perhaps, but the whole damned thing wouldn't have started if the French hadn't treated the Vietnamese the same way that the French nobility treated the peasantry before the Revolution.
RnR - August 11, 2008, 5:04 am
*really* involved - also see Tonkin bay. Anyways, the point is USA should NOT have been there at all. The French pulled out and it was all over. But USA had to proof their stance against the Communists and thus hung around in an ever increasing conflic
RnR - August 11, 2008, 5:01 am
Nam: a colonial war which got out of hand because USA wanted to make a point against the Commies. Dealing arms and logistics wasn't enough, Dwight feared the Commies and JFK was 'unaware' of the CIA's coup and LBJ 'scened' the final excuse to get *really*
Zed - August 11, 2008, 3:58 am
A war that the FUCKING FRENCH started, then used rhetoric blackmail to taunt the US in in a vain hope we could save their fuedalistic asses.
not me - June 13, 2008, 11:16 pm
Vietnam Pwned americans in a 10,000 day war


HUMPEY DUMPEY - Is about to get shot!!!


TAGS: 3wood
Rating: 1.58/5

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Cubbyfan - August 24, 2009, 11:28 pm
It's Humpty Dumpty... FAIL!


WAIT, WTF? - is that fight about?


TAGS: 1 2 3 4 5
Rating: 1.43/5

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Biff - July 2, 2008, 1:06 am
--d of (ancient) history lesson.
Biff - July 2, 2008, 1:06 am
In answer to your question ... it's not important what the war was about. What matters here is that the flame war came to an ubrupt end, when both Spike and Vanner agreed that talking about the size of your penis on the internet "IS NOT AT ALL GAY." En


AIRBORNE - The REAL reason we jump out of "perfectly" good airplanes...


TAGS: c 130 crash airborne the real reason jump out of air planes
Rating: 4.27/5

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sickartist - June 2, 2010, 6:25 am
5 All The Way L's
rick17126 - June 2, 2010, 3:06 am
Night time landings suck at times. Luckily none were killed though they did have some serious injuries.
Viper - June 2, 2010, 2:55 am
That sucks!
Cloudchaser - June 2, 2010, 12:21 am
I've seen other photos of this. The pilot was apparently directed to land on a runway that had a section removed for repair


ANOTHER MILESTONE - To Mr.M...THE MODS...and the FORUM...thank you Can you please help me get a life?


TAGS: 3000
Rating: 4.24/5

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rerun - March 11, 2010, 6:20 am

we could, but do you know how sore our fingers would be if we had to reject 3000 posters? Sorry, you must say and create more.
MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:37 am
Oh, I forgot to say....CONGRATULATIONS To You SIR. Now get back to working on the next 3000 !! LOL
MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:35 am
....and what's wrong with the one you've got now ?? Aren't you satisfied with all those Asian Hotties ??
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 10:56 pm
Life is a matter of perspective. It would seem your perspective is skewed. ;)
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 9:34 pm
You can have a life after the next 3,000.
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:21 pm
It is in our best interest to do everything in our power to prevent you from having a life. And, we have succeeded. 3000L's


a 10-31 -


TAGS: kfc chicken attempted suicide 10 31
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 23, 2013, 1:15 pm
Hmmm, Go-Cup you say...sounds easy enough. Another 5L poster brought to you by Ism.


THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry!


TAGS: dallas cowboys 300 sparta fail owned loser
Rating: 3.76/5

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skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 3:21 am
So?....You guys dated?
Losifer - August 27, 2010, 3:18 am
Ooooooh snap! I either know that guy or know who he got that armor from!
Dr. Festerpus - November 25, 2009, 9:17 pm
I want one..
MO - October 3, 2009, 1:04 pm
Nice Aggy! I lol'd a little bit...just a little though.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 7:05 pm
It's good to have protection... Romo's passes rarely hit the intended target.


MORAL STARE -


TAGS: life time human nature control mind power clint eastwood 1930
Rating: 3.52/5

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StephanieTash - October 14, 2010, 7:04 am
ha ha!! research paper help
Reason - October 22, 2009, 4:33 pm
clint eastwood. This is the face of death


Well……that didn’t take long -


TAGS: 500 posters in 730 days
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - September 24, 2014, 8:18 am
Thanx guys
MissPriss - September 23, 2014, 10:22 pm
Love it!
Greybeard - September 23, 2014, 2:49 am
Haha. 5LMAO/Fav'd


PSYCHOLOGY -




UNDERACHIEVERS - Is it wrong to think he’s an overachiever?




3RD WORLD COUNTRIES - The punishment for crossing a red light is not as thrilling as the punishment for jaywalking


TAGS: 3rd world countries plane car
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 16, 2013, 2:27 pm
What is the punishment?
blackblaze - April 8, 2011, 6:27 am
not jaywalking ... jay OMG AN AIRPLANE


REJECT THIS - you said to wait until i have at least 2 in the top 5 before i toot my horn, hows about 3


TAGS: 3
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by guyfox

Reality Lord - May 3, 2011, 5:59 pm

shopped. oh hey wait...thats one of my favorite posters. Airman FTW!!!!
epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 12:25 pm
Legal Disclaimer: Past performance does not guarantee future results :-)
guyfox - May 3, 2011, 11:41 am
I told them to reject this so don't botherrating
Faceplant31 - May 3, 2011, 10:18 am
1L for tootin your horn.


$350,906 - To raise me through college Luv Ya, Pookie


TAGS: let s have 3
Rating: 3.67/5

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154 kills. -




THEY LOOKED SO COOL - But they sounded like Roxette.


TAGS: star wars roxette leia luke skywalker han solo chewbacca r2d2 c3po darth vader
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

clemo - November 4, 2010, 9:55 am
this is so insulting. i love roxette. not as much as john williams or heavy metal, but i love them.
agdaniele - April 30, 2009, 7:31 pm
Perfect.


213 POSTS - Now that's tricky.


TAGS: tricky 213 posts feef
Rating: 1.44/5

More motifakes by Patrick

jim - September 25, 2008, 9:55 pm
wtf does this have 2 do with fire emblem? though anything having 2 do with FE is cool in my book.
WTF FTW HUH? - July 28, 2008, 12:13 am
wtf?


BACK IN MY DAY... - ...we never relied on those fancy, dancy car drying fans at the car wash. We hung our cars out to dry.


TAGS: 234111
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by KaidenJackson

Nissta - March 4, 2012, 7:52 pm
I saw something like this when on army training in Norway in '84. We wondered how the truck cab got hung up on a log with the arse and canopy under a bridge.
calvin5040 - February 8, 2012, 10:11 pm
HOW IN THE ...... you know what I.... I... I don't want to know. O_o


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim [email protected], and... Hey, who's the new guy?


TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.


DEFINITION OF BADASS -




LOGIC -


TAGS: man mowing his roof i think commi3
Rating: 4.9/5

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mariand - November 8, 2011, 3:06 am
yeah, this is a good one


EXTREME TAG - YOU'RE IT!




THE HOLY BIBLE -




NICE TO BE "LIKED" ON MOTIFAKE - Not By Everyone


TAGS: rerun garyo mord3kai
Rating: 4.56/5

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maoworks2 - September 26, 2012, 8:29 pm
Ughomey Mao Here You Got It!!
GaryO - September 26, 2012, 7:18 pm
Ughomey, ya got it all wrong……you and sara lee….WOOF!


HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in sex...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm
thats hot
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles


WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS - Use minigun.


TAGS: when all else fails minigun fallout 3 mods mod mini gun
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Feltorn

Pj3r - June 14, 2012, 3:54 pm
Too bad my bloody Win7 64-bit wont run the game, or else I'd have to go kill those poor little mole-ratties again. With the Reservist's Rifle of course....
falloutghoul - February 10, 2012, 5:45 pm
How about a trusty Railway Rifle? Whoo-Whooooo
Random Guy - May 30, 2009, 9:42 pm
Im pretty sure the Fat Man will never fail...
HtD - April 5, 2009, 7:24 pm
Dart Gun + Bottlecap Mine = LOL
Mr. Shiny - April 5, 2009, 6:35 pm
death claw gauntlet for me.
Elder God Douchebag - February 9, 2009, 10:08 am
Personally the Gatling Laser's for pussies. Real men stick a knife in something until it dies.
CraigR - February 9, 2009, 9:27 am
personally i'd go with the Gatling Lazer
Khatmonsuk - January 20, 2009, 12:32 pm
God I love Fallout 3.


NEON -




PRIORITIES - These men have them.


TAGS: priorities men have princess 3d 3ds peach skirt mario funny
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by AzerothDN

Benlulz - September 27, 2010, 3:25 pm
4L and fav'd :)


GAME OVER INSURGENTS! - SFC. "game face" UTTERBACH is coming, and HELL is coming With HIM!!


TAGS: geek squad army national guard 32nd brigade red arrow
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by [email protected]

414anonymouse - September 25, 2009, 9:41 am
Yes i was being funny, he's part of our geek squad. Yes he was that fat obese when I took the photo but he's trimmed down a lot since then.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:40 pm
Ugh, to think I was once a Senior Scout for the 32nd. (1-128th actually)
unowho - June 9, 2009, 2:17 pm
its the vest he is wearing has front back and side plates plus the mag pouches on the front makes it look like he is fat. adds like 4 inches all around you, the shirt he is wearing actually fits tight to body. wisconsin NG I do believe...
Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 5:57 am
It's actually an optical illusion - the guy is in full gear with bulky uniform on - look closely - he's not nearly as fat as the first glance makes you think he is. But yeah, pretty funny on first look
Mark - May 13, 2009, 6:39 pm
I think that if SFC Utterbach ever sees this, SGT Yeo is going to be the NCOIC of Tedious Tasks and Duties for the remainder of his tour.
moooooooooooooooooooo - May 13, 2009, 6:04 pm
I laughed as well. But I think the guy posting these is trying to be serious. I could be wrong.
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 10:08 pm
Maybe it's just the Guinness, but this is a solid laugh.


PS3 - It doubles as a paperweight and a doorstop!!


TAGS: ps3 funny awesome right sucks paperweight doorstop
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by Atheist_101

LD0ne - May 6, 2010, 1:39 pm
i'm actually starting to like mine.. god of war 3 and heavy rain were awesome
Jaybroni - October 24, 2009, 1:47 pm
It's also a space heater.
El Dirtio - October 22, 2009, 1:29 pm
So many great fucking games coming out I got a stiffy.
Eathanskies - October 21, 2009, 4:56 am
fanboys still exist? instead of bickering like a child, you could get both consoles and win win
DrEvo82 - October 20, 2009, 5:31 pm
Yeah right, I'll be playing my PS3 while your X-box is in for repairs.
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 5:15 pm
really mods? reallylllylyy?


PS3 FANBOYS - Don't really need to make sense.


TAGS: victor e ps3 ps3 playstation 3rd place beyond xbox 360 n4g video games hamster icon crizzlec crizz fanboys
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Crizz

Jmac0585 - May 15, 2009, 5:35 pm
5/5... Not for this poster, but for agdaniele's comment.
Elder God Douchebag - March 7, 2009, 12:07 am
What? I played it at a friend's. It's actually pretty good.
agdaniele - March 6, 2009, 11:25 pm
Open your front door, walk out of it.... and never look back. (Your parents won't miss you as much as you think)
Elder God Douchebag - March 6, 2009, 11:02 pm
Eh, Killzone 2 saved it.
HtD - March 6, 2009, 11:01 pm
But they attempted to make one, but it was awful. I think they called it Killzone.
JNAtheDUDE - March 6, 2009, 10:21 pm
also, PS3 doesn't have Halo.
jack mihoff - October 25, 2008, 9:41 pm
All he said was that X-box owners don't even have a hand held system. Therefore they epically fail!


OK PRIVATE... - ...you assault the left gunner I'll take the yarn. Tabby,You distract em and for God sake, you better let em' have it on the cuteness factor!


TAGS: 9088463
Rating: 4.35/5

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Reality Lord - February 25, 2012, 7:35 am

drop this here as well... http://www.motivationaltwist.com/


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